Every campground has their share of first time campers. And it’s hard not to feel sympathy for them. Here are 10 common beginner camping mistakes:
- They arrive near sunset after hours of driving. They fumble around to put up their camping tent in the dark and can’t find the parts.
- They arrive in broad daylight and argue and fight for all the neighbours to see ‘cos they can’t agree which tent pole slips where since they didn’t practice at home.
- They believe the occupancy number rating given by tent manufacturers and don’t realize they were counting sardines, not humans.
- They do not bring a stove and count on the campfire to cook all their food. “Is it ready, Dad?”, “Is it ready, Dad?”, “Is it ready, Dad?”
- They plan elaborate menus instead of assembling simple meals that are just as satisfying and much less stressful.
- They leave food and trash bags overnight and wake up to a possum party.
- They don’t have the right camping gear, for example, a lantern and are surprised how dark the dark is in the wilderness.
- They don’t use any pad or mattress between their sleeping bags and the cold ground.
- They get 8 hours of sleep alright, just in 79 installments.
- They bring too many big things and too few little things like Old Maid cards, ghost stories for the kids, hot chocolate, and a harmonica.
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